The Injustice of Procrastination
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that is going on all this month over at Humor Bloggers dot com. This evening is my first post about injustice, specifically the injustice of procrastination.
Actually, technically this morning was my first blog post for the campaign, but by the time I am posting this it will be late afternoon and/or early evening for many of you. However, I decided I'd still post it. After all, to paraphrase the great Kim Mitchell, "might as go well up sometime day, nobody hurts and nobody cries."
...although I think you'd be crying if you missed this, which might be the magnum opus of my oeuvre here (I know pretty sad if this is true). It would hurt you.
That's not the only injustice. You could have been falling asleep to this post this morning instead of falling asleep to it this afternoon/evening. But no, I had to rob you of that. Procrastination is like that. It robs you and me of time.
Last week I wrote a blog post on one of my other blogs about getting up earlier to exercises and to read Scriptures (Christian Scriptures, you infidels, that's why it capitalized; all other scriptures are lower case and, therefore, inferior). A week later, I have yet to do that. Tonight I will have a legitimate excuse for not getting up early tomorrow morning as I will volunteering at a hospice from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m.
Otherwise, I have not had much of an excuse, unless playing Bejeweled Blitz or Mafia Wars on Facebook or even reading your blogs can be counted as an excuse. Yes, even you, dear reader/blogger, are to blame for my procrastination. After all, I am not going to take the blame myself. That would be a graver injustice than procrastination. I believe there is enough blame to go around...
...of course, I'll divvy it out appropriately at a later time.
So what to do about this injustice of procrastination? I'll be honest and tell you I'm not sure how it can be combated. Maybe it will come to me...
...tomorrow.
Note: I resemble this video except for the part about doing the dishes as my wife will tell you.
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that is going on all this month over at Humor Bloggers dot com. This evening is my first post about injustice, specifically the injustice of procrastination.
Actually, technically this morning was my first blog post for the campaign, but by the time I am posting this it will be late afternoon and/or early evening for many of you. However, I decided I'd still post it. After all, to paraphrase the great Kim Mitchell, "might as go well up sometime day, nobody hurts and nobody cries."
...although I think you'd be crying if you missed this, which might be the magnum opus of my oeuvre here (I know pretty sad if this is true). It would hurt you.
That's not the only injustice. You could have been falling asleep to this post this morning instead of falling asleep to it this afternoon/evening. But no, I had to rob you of that. Procrastination is like that. It robs you and me of time.
Last week I wrote a blog post on one of my other blogs about getting up earlier to exercises and to read Scriptures (Christian Scriptures, you infidels, that's why it capitalized; all other scriptures are lower case and, therefore, inferior). A week later, I have yet to do that. Tonight I will have a legitimate excuse for not getting up early tomorrow morning as I will volunteering at a hospice from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m.
Otherwise, I have not had much of an excuse, unless playing Bejeweled Blitz or Mafia Wars on Facebook or even reading your blogs can be counted as an excuse. Yes, even you, dear reader/blogger, are to blame for my procrastination. After all, I am not going to take the blame myself. That would be a graver injustice than procrastination. I believe there is enough blame to go around...
...of course, I'll divvy it out appropriately at a later time.
So what to do about this injustice of procrastination? I'll be honest and tell you I'm not sure how it can be combated. Maybe it will come to me...
...tomorrow.
Note: I resemble this video except for the part about doing the dishes as my wife will tell you.
Humor-Blogs.com
BlogStorm

14 comments:
I'm not thinking you re going to get your stuff done. Just saying. :)
Hello, my name is Me-Me and I am a procrastinator.
It's a terrible affliction.
i will comment on this later...
Wait. Why am I here? I'm supposed to be getting my stuff done. There is a pumpkin pie I must tame into submission and something about a thankful day tomorrow.
Whew. I'm exhausted. I think I'll go to bed early. Someone else can wash the dishes.
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I would have commented sooner but...
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I would be one of the world's LEADING procrastinators, but I never seem to get around to it... :-P
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You're right. I didn't.
I'm off to the parents for Thanksgiving...
...and now everything will have to wait until...
...well, you know.
Welcome, Me-Me.
Uh-huh. Sure. I've heard that before.
I agree about someone else doing the dishes...as Wife can attest. :) or wait, I mean :(
...but what?
Can sooooo relate. :)
I've been staring into space for six whole days now, to avoid doing any writing. Is this a record?
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Mafia Wars? What is that? LOL I too procrastinate because of...... well certainly not FB, but life in general. O:-)
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