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The "I Need To Be Offended and Crotchety Like I Need A Hole In The Head" Offensive

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This past week was a special event over at Humorbloggers dot com with the Humor Blog Roast of Chelle of The Offended Blogger and Da Old Man from Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars. Participating thus far were ettarose of Sanity on Edge (Chelle and Joe still to come tomorrow), nonamedufus (Chelle and Joe), Reforming Geek of Confessions of A Reforming Geek (Chelle and Joe), Quirky Loon of Musings of a Quirky Loon (Chelle and Joe), Kirsten of The Soccer Mom Files (Chelle and Joe).

All of those blogs who are the roasters are worth reading. The roastees? Well, that's a matter of opinion, usually not a good one either. To wit, Chelle's an anti-Semite (I mean look at one of her other blogs here) and Joe, well, he is a hypochondriac.

He's always talking about his being in the hospital, and he even wants you to give him a call at the hospital so he can talk about his alleged problems some more. If you want to hear his litany of alleged illnesses, here's his phone number: 732-650-8419. Give the crazy old fart a call. He'll probably enjoy talking your ear off. "Crazy Old Bastard Yells At Anyone Who Calls Him" should be the name of his blog.

As for Chelle, in addition to her being an anti-Semite, every post is an offensive one like this: "The 'I'm a white, blond upper-middle class woman who lives on a ranch in Idaho the size of Connecticut who pretends to be a tough redneck woman but really isn't' Offensive." "This time, it's personal," could be her motto, judging by the number of "personal" offensives she has taken. Jesus (whom she thinks is a taco truck driver, I'm not sure who's crazier, she or Da Old Man), Mohammed (oh, don't get her started on that) and Buddha (whom she probably thinks is her gardener because he does topiaries), get over yourself already, lady and I use that term loosely.

Even Chelle herself admitted a couple of weeks ago in the chat room over at HBDC that she really isn't as tough as she makes out to be, and I quote:
"I am such a sissy. I played paint ball once. THAT shit hurts."
"I talk a good story. I'm really a big puss."
Her next post: The "I Confess To Being a Big Puss" Offensive.

Then out of left field, she says this:
"I like black guys."
TF?

She also likes big monster trucks and a German band called Rammstein whose latest album comes out this week: Liebe ist für alle da (roughly translated "There is love for everyone") and whose first single off the album, offensively enough, is titled "Pussy."

Surprisingly, Hitler doesn't like it:



Maybe there is hope for Chelle yet if Hitler doesn't like it. Maybe she'll change her anti-Semitic ways soon.

Now if only there could be hope for Da Old Man and his hypochondriac ways.

To see a site for humor bloggers that Chelle created: Humor Bloggers. Sadly, I'm a member there too, well, at least, I was -- before this post ;)

12 comments:

nonamedufus said...

That was funny UR and the video was a hoot. Well done my friend.

P.S. It was nice knowing you while you were an HBDC member.

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MadMadMargo said...

Bravo! Great job.

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Ann's Rants said...

Ja.

Of all the antisemites I know, she's the sweetest.

ReformingGeek said...

Oh my. I'm a little scared to call Joe now and that Chelle, didn't she just win the peace prize. ;-)

Good job and thanks for linking my roasts!

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Unfinished Rambler said...

She is. Isn't she? ;)

Unfinished Rambler said...

Thanks. Now I just hope I'm still on the site. :)

Unfinished Rambler said...

I hope this means we still can be friends. ;)

Unfinished Rambler said...

I think she should be up for some kind of prize, all right? Peace? I'm not sure, though. :)

Chelle B. said...

Lies! I never said that!

OK, maybe I did but we both know Hitler is just reacting negatively because some bad Pussy is why he's dying of syphilis. Plus, he's just a bitter old one-balled Kraut anyway.

Let him put a bullet in his brain.

I mean honestly, with lyrics like this who CAN'T love Rammstein??


Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnapps I'm Kopf, du holde Braut,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!


Even Jesus lol's at that last line I bet.

:)

Unfinished Rambler said...

Ladies and gentlemen, just when I thought this post couldn't get much more offensive, here's the Offender herself, making an appearance.

Thanks, Chelle, for dropping by and dropping this conversation into the gutter, like only you can do. ;)

Deb said...

A roast in the true sense of the word! Pretty funny stuff, UR - great job!

Can I have your HBDC points now that you don't need them?
;)

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ettarose said...

I really liked this. I think you got them both down pat. If we get kicked out we'll just have to start our own. Nah, that'll never happen.

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