Unfinished...

...are any of us really finished? My alter ego unfinishedperson examines this very question on his blog in a linear fashion: body, mind and soul. Here, however, no such constraints exist for me, with the only rule to keep ramblin', ramblin', ramblin'.

Got your Race Face on?

From the folks who brought you Sun Bum and Game Face comes Race Face.*

RaceFace

Yes, it's the only officially NASCAR-licensed sunscreen. So the next time somebody at the race asks you, "Got your race face on?," you can say in all honesty, "Yessirree, Billy Bob, I do."

* All three come with a built-in bottle opener (I kid you not).

Disclosure: My father, who looks like Mark Martin, bought this for me because he knows I like Jeff Gordon. I did not receive this as a gift to review from the company and I have not road tested it yet. Mileage may vary.

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18 comments:

Comedy Plus said...

Bottle opener and all huh Billy Bob? Bwahahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

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C.B. Jones said...

This makes more sense than Dale Jr.(having watched more than 3 entire races, I feel comfortable enough to refer to him as such, sans his difficult to spell last name) having an Amp commercial with a gorilla. :-E

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nonamedufus said...

It says SPF30 but I'll betchya it's more like WD40.

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Unfinished Rambler said...

That's a good one, noname. That's a good one. I wish I had thought of that. If there were a way to "smiley" a comment, I'd do it. :)

Unfinished Rambler said...

Yeah, what's up with that anyway? *DONT_KNOW*

Unfinished Rambler said...

A bottle opener? I'm surprised it didn't come with a six-pack. ;)

ReformingGeek said...

Anything to sell a product. Sheesh!

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prefers her fantasy life said...

I could always use an extra bottle-opener.

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Jedivid said...

All I can say Jesson had his game face on on Sunday and won the F1 title well done man

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quirkyloon said...

Where's the Bejewled Blitz Face stuff? Actually, what I really need is some Bejeweled Blitz Finger Clicking enhancer.

Do you know where I can get some of that?

AND... I hate you for getting ahead.

Just kidding.

I think.

hee hee

homeanduncool said...

The bottle opener seals it for me.

Jeff said...

Is that SPF30 or 30-weight?

Ok... I'd better get a smiley for this one.

Unfinished Rambler said...

I know. Really. :-$

Unfinished Rambler said...

That's what I've heard. But not at your Jeff Tweedy concert. :(

Unfinished Rambler said...

I hear ya on the Finger Clicking Enhancer...that sounds kind of perverse, actually. :-E

Unfinished Rambler said...

Pretty much that hooked me in too.

Unfinished Rambler said...

You and noname are about on the same page. He with the WD-40, you with the 30-weight. Wish I had come up with these... :(

Jenn Thorson said...

And your dad really DOES look like Mark Martin, too. The comparison pics I saw on Lisa's site were downright eerie!

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