Monday Wordful WTF: Piglet Toss
This week is probably going to be a busy week for me as I'm filling in for the full-time reporter for our area at the paper where I normally work as a correspondent. She's on vacation. So as I might not have a post on Wednesday, this is a mashup of Meandering Monday and WTF Wordless Wednesday:
My wife found this posted on the bulletin board at a neighboring town's convenience store yesterday, and immediately thought this was blogworthy. Or as she said this afternoon when I told her I was doing my piglet toss post this afternoon:
This afternoon, I've searched on the Internet high and low (okay, like five minutes) and only found scant references to "piglet toss," including in what I think is a role-playing game and a reference in a review for a rubber pig you can purchase from Amazon.
What I want to know is are they going to use the bikes while they're tossing the pigs? Do participants have to hit a target while on their bikes? Too cool...um, I mean, cruel. Very, very cruel.
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My wife found this posted on the bulletin board at a neighboring town's convenience store yesterday, and immediately thought this was blogworthy. Or as she said this afternoon when I told her I was doing my piglet toss post this afternoon:
I doubt too many.I knew that was gold when I saw it.And how many people get to say "I'm doing my piglet toss post today".
This afternoon, I've searched on the Internet high and low (okay, like five minutes) and only found scant references to "piglet toss," including in what I think is a role-playing game and a reference in a review for a rubber pig you can purchase from Amazon.
What I want to know is are they going to use the bikes while they're tossing the pigs? Do participants have to hit a target while on their bikes? Too cool...um, I mean, cruel. Very, very cruel.
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15 comments:
Sheesh. You lost me at piglet toss. Where's Peta when you need them? ;-)
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I don't know how upset they'd be, since I am not sure actual piglets are tossed. Though they are selling pulled pork 'sandwishes' so offense all-around anyway.
I still haven't figured out where the bikes come in. Of course, I don't know what the GWRRA is when they aren't hurling livestock either. There are many questions here.
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I don't imagine the piglets mind. We used to have a "midget toss" around here and they seemed to love it. Of course they were usually pretty sauced... I still don't think the piglets would mind.
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Ooookaaay... REALLY looking forward to further explanation on this one Rambler.
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WTF indeed. I have no idea what a piglet toss is, but I think it just may be in poor taste to serve pulled pork at such an event.
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Two things: first I hope PETA isn't active in your area. Second, even though Donald Trump would probably disagree at least it isn't "midget" tossing like they used to do in Jamaica.
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"Inclued Pulled Pork Sandwish"--Pulling the pork seems even more cruel than tossing it.
And what's a sandwish?
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I know. Really!
Too many questions for my taste.
How do dwarves and midgets compare in tossing? Just a thought.
I have none. The event already passed (un)fortunately.
I think it might be in good taste, actually. It would depend on how they prepared it, if like Carolina barbecue, that would be good.
Wait, there really is midget tossing? One of my other commenters, Jamie, mentioned that. Sorry to all the midgets and dwarves I made fun of earlier.
Speling is not the strong suit round these parts (as you can tel).
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