The best and worst of America
Worst "American" song, IMHO:
God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood (click at your own peril)
If for nothing else, for being available online at ScoutSongs.com.
Very close second:
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) by Toby Keith
No other words:
America by Neil Diamond
As much as I'm not a fan of Boston or the Red Sox, this is one time I wish I could be there to see the Boston Pops as Neil Diamond performs tomorrow night for the Fourth.
Close second (in two different ass-kicking versions):
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God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood (click at your own peril)
If for nothing else, for being available online at ScoutSongs.com.
"And I’m proud to be an American,In other words, f*** the rest of the world.
where at least I know I’m free."
Very close second:
Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) by Toby Keith
No other words:
Justice will be servedBest "American" song, IMAO (arrogant opinion):
And the battle will rage
This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way
America by Neil Diamond
As much as I'm not a fan of Boston or the Red Sox, this is one time I wish I could be there to see the Boston Pops as Neil Diamond performs tomorrow night for the Fourth.
Close second (in two different ass-kicking versions):
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6 comments:
man - i think i might hang myself after watching that Captain America video
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Don't do it, guest (Walt?). There's plenty of other heroes around, like...uh...Hancock (oh, wait a minute, maybe you should reconsider what I said). :)
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I love "Team America", because it is an equal opportunity offender--it pretty much offends everybody :) My fave song (but not really relevant to this post) is the one with Kim Jong Il singin "I'm Lonely" with the remains of Hans Blix floating in his aquarium.
I hate that Lee Greenwood song.
Also, please STOP singing God Bless America at every freakin' ball game. Sheesh!
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Your close second is my far and away first, because my pessiment side kicks my optimist's side's ass. (That's right...one of my "sides" has an ass.)
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HAR! I still haven't watched that movie. That's from Team America, right? Anyhoo, I could not agree more with your choices for best and worst. I wanna kick those two country singers in the teeth. Neil Diamond, however, RAWKS!
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