Forkin' around
Which one of these forks is the best fork?
If you chose the second from the left, you would be right; at least, it's the best fork for me. I'm weird like that.
If my wife hands me the wrong fork, believe me, I let her know. She asked me the other night if I needed to take my own forks with me like Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets. I told her, "No."
Well, at least, not yet.
Speaking of weird like that, I'm going to go off on a fork theme in the tradition of VE's Fantastical Nonsense.
Sometimes you just need a big fork...
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...and sometimes even a bigger fork...
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Want to sit down on a fork chair? Here you go.
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I could go on about all the different weird forks out there, but I have to go have some popcorn now with...
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18 comments:
I'm a bit particular about forks too. Of course, I'm borderline OCD about quite a few things, so we'll just chalk it up to that.
I think I might have to invest in some of those fork glasses also.
Wow, a man with a fork fetish. That's a first.
I have a favorite fork, too. Much like the last one in the row above. As for that popcorn thing, how stupid. That's what our big meaty paws are for!
Never mind the (very interesting) forks. I'm obsessed with what that guy is eating!
You are? I thought you'd be fascinated by the bacon fork. :)
I agree with the popcorn fork. What a waste. Of course, my wife might wish that I would use a fork to get into it my mouth instead of spilling it everywhere. ;)
I've read of others. So I'm not alone. At least, I hope not. I hope other men are as crazy as me...wait, at least one admits he's particular about forks in the previous comment.
I've read of others. So I'm not alone. At least, I hope not. I hope other men are as crazy as me...wait, at least one admits he's particular about forks in the previous comment.
Those glasses look cool, but does it really protect against UV rays? That's what I want to know.
Well, I am, of course. But . . . what IS that guy eating? It looks really good!
mmmmmm bacon and pocorn... hmmmmm not a bad combo.
I forkin love this post!
I'm sorry I have no idea. Click on the photo and maybe the link tells you or maybe not. ;)
I already checked. It's OK. I'm not hungry anymore, so my curiosity has
dried up.
Fork yeah! Thanks for stopping by, dzzblnd. I visited over for your MadLibs too.
Totally cracking up. I've had favorite forks ever since I was a kid. And if I get one with crooked prongs or tastes funny or is the wrong size, I get all freaked out...like Snoopy and grass. I think it was Snoopy and grass...? Very funny post!
Don't feel bad about the wrong fork. I have a certain bowl that I eat cereal out of. I will only eat cereal out of that bowl and none other.
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Gimme the biggest knife of em all!
Course you know, people use big forks to compensate for something... the lack of fingers maybe?
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Boy, it takes you a while to comment on posts, doesn't it? ;)
I'll have to reciprocate now and go find the most obscure post of yours from several months ago to comment on.
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